The Guild Of Evil Cartoonists
The Guild of Evil Cartoonists (GoEC) is a dark and shadowy force dedicated to one thing and one thing alone - tormenting people through damn fine comic strips. If a plot twist takes you by surprise, it's an evil cartoonist who did it. If a character suffers, an evil cartoonist made it happen. Evil cartoonists are everywhere but few make it into the guild because our standards are high and every entrant is rigorously tested.
(And no, this isn't a blatent plug for the Guild Leader's comic. That's in the URL :) )
(Well? I'm evil people!)